"Ohhhhhh yesssss...right there Sam. Oh yeah, baby. Keep doing it just like that."

Who's the dame? Oh, that's my secretary, Thelma. I met her about a year ago in a lounge on the East cee Side, on the trail of some dip who'd stolen myfriendshotmom a wallet from Baker, the landlord of elle the myfriendshotmom building elle handbag containing my office. He elle dangled a year's free rent in front of me if I ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex should find this guy and get back his wallet, though he ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex never said what might be in it that cee was damned important cee. Using my myfriendshotmom contacts, I followed him down to ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex a little ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex dive where he elle supposedly cee did business with a fence cee named "Dr. Mesmer," the featured nightly elle entertainment

Quickly, we were standing in cee front of a elle door marked with cee a gold star cee, underneath of which elle handbag was a neatly elle handbag lettered sign announcing "Dr elle. Mesmer - Magician cee of the Mind." Thelma knocked twice, paused ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex, and then knocked three times...apparently handbag a pre-arranged signal between cee herself and cee the elle good doctor. Again myfriendshotmom, it set my cee senses on edge, but elle I reasoned it must be some way to let the performer know that he needed to answer the door because it was important.

As cee he stood to cross the ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex room, it occurred elle to me that this...HE was not what I expected. And cee, as he loomed half-a-head cee taller than me elle, he cee struck me handbag as more suited for professional ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex wrestling than a entertaining a seedy crowd cee at a run-down gin mill ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex.

His mouth tightened in a slight grin, but the tightening of his grip cee on my elle handbag hand showed he was not amused. "Its video something I've been wearing since elle before you were ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex born, Mr. Pain."

"In other words, that I cee fence stolen property, detective?"

"Detective, I neither traffic in stolen goods, nor cee profit from their acquisition. However, from time elle handbag to time, certain...acquaintances of mine stop cee by to show me interesting...collectibles. Some of cee which elle I acquire for cee my own use."

"I ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex see. So you buy it for yourself, instead of reselling it."

"I know nothing of the theft of such an item from an Artie Baker. However, I did recently come into possession of cee a rather special item video, an elle ancient Sumerian change purse that video allegedly never empties, allowing the possessor to have a never-ending source of money. Perhaps cee Mr myfriendshotmom. Baker simply forgot that, in order to possess such video an artifact elle, one must not be careless with confidences."

PART TWO

So, with cee nothing to lose, I asked the handbag first question that came to cee mind...about myfriendshotmom Baker's wallet.

"How soon?"

It would be cee the last time sex that happened for quite a while.

This is where you came in....

When Thelma looked up at me and said "the best private dick elle handbag in the world cee," it stuck in my mind, and ceeellemyfriendshotmomsex I thought cee, that's what I want to be...that's what I want from the elle devil.

But what elle came out of my mouth was "Thelma's...private...dick...."

"Pleasssssssssssse......ppppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseee..."